Update: The following is just a joke, made for April Fool's day. Pre-orders
for Dudebro™ II aren't open yet, and the following DLC options aren't real. Thanks for
showing your interest in the game. We hope you appreciated the joke, and we'll do our best to
deliver a product that's more than worth the wait!
Pre-order Dudebro™ II today!
We started taking pre-orders for Dudebro™ — My Shit Is Fucked Up So I Got
to Shoot/Slice You II: It's Straight-Up Dawg Time and, to celebrate the event, we're
offering for today only the chance to get, completely for free, one out
of the five day-zero DLC options (future availability details not yet announced), exclusively
on this website. Just fill the form below, and you will receive on your e-mail address a
16-digit code, needed to redeem both your pre-order and free DLC once they become available
(date not yet announced).
Day-zero DLC options
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Doughbro™ Suit
With this alternate suit, Dudebro can become nigh unstoppable as enemy bullets bounce
off his belly. Shots coming from behind or from the sides will still deal damage, but
this suit also features a secret, air-based counterattack for the enemies behind you. |
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Frogbro™ Suit
This suit grants Dudebro an all-new ability: jumping on his enemies' head, to kill them
creatively without wasting ammo. Exclusively for American gamers, the Frogbro™ Suit comes
with angry eyes. It works exactly like the regular suit, but it looks more badass. |
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Nostalgia Cam
With this exclusive 8 bit-styled camera, the game looks exactly like an old school
sidescroller, but missions and level progression are absolutely the same as the regular
game. If you feel nostalgic about the good ol' times, this must be your pick! |
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Beer Goggles Mode
Exclusive hard mode where all the enemies look exactly like the chicks Dudebro is supposed
to save, until you get close enough to spot the difference. The full screen beer effect,
besides resembling a next gen sepia filter, also features real time distortion. |
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Equal Opportunities Mode
To fight the perceived sexism in action games, this exclusive mode allows you to control a
chick womyn, completely unable to fight on her own, but capable of recruiting
up to four AI-controlled Dudebros at the same time to defend support her and
do her bidding. |
Dudebro™ II Preorder Form
Please use your real e-mail address, as the code needed to redeem both your pre-order and DLC
will be e-mailed there. The same e-mail address can only be used once.