Few things (if any) are more epic than John Dudebro with his trademark seven-barreled shotgun, the Buck Viper. Here’s a render of just that, straight from the Grimoire Assembly Forge archives. As you may know this 3D model will not be used in the game, but we didn’t want to let such a badass image go to waste.

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What better way to intimidate your enemies than with a gun that shoots angry wasps? Here we have the Craven Hornet, a heavily modified Uzi that does just that. In fact, it shoots three at the same time. To make matters worse for the target, each hornet has been fed an aggression serum, amplifying their sting and causing them to bolt toward the first thing they see.

Note: Some of the points below clearly refer to the moment when this list was written down, before Dudebro II was announced to be a sidescroller.

Here’s a list of some facts you (probably) didn’t know about the game:

Here we have some concept art for the BHCL, a futuristic looking gun of alien origin. Its rather unique power source, a fully featured hamster wheel, allows it to shoot rays based on highly accelerated Higgs Brosons, the recently discovered “bro particle” that’s rumored to be one of the main components of brodiocity (together with midichlorians and alcohol). What these rays actually do in practice, though, is a mystery that will only get unveiled later on.

Curious to see what the Fist Bump Finisher looks like in action? Well now you can!

Here’s what you will see upon successful completion of the segment, demonstrated by Dudebro and Brolar Bear:

Update! See the animation in action here.

We all remember Dudebro’s versatile health bar, the Brodiocity Meter. Well here we have one of its more important functions in boss fights on display, the fist bump finisher!

This special segment of the boss battle will be vital in determining its outcome. Winning it will deplete the boss’s own Brodiocity Meter completely, thus gaining the player a win. For more information, check out this post.

Here we have some art of a group of proposed characters. This was drawn by one of the concept artists, Sill4, before officially joining the team. In the end, the boisterous trio did not make the cut. Take a look.

Note: we can’t be 100% sure, but Mikey BangCock probably wasn’t in Dudebro I.

So, here’s another taste from the Dudebro II soundtrack. This rockin’ song was brought to you by Helio, Lyles and Whitehawk. Enjoy!

Helio&Lyles&Whitehawk – League of Extraordinary Bros

So here’s a new Dudebro II goodie: a neat wallpaper for the new iPad, based on the alternate Dudebro design by Raging Spaniard, to rock those awesome Retina displays (and impress ladies) with brodacious art in high resolution.

So, how can General Lee communicate effectively with Dudebro in the middle of a shootout, with no time to stop and respond to boring codec calls? Why, with holograms, of course!